Misunderstanding!
A Polish man moved to USA.... he married an american girl. Although his english was far from perfect (like mine), they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him ir he could arrange a divorce. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circunstances, and asked him the following questions: Lawyer: Have you any grounds? Polish: yes, an acre and half and nice little home. Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundations of this case? Polish: It made of concrete. Lawyer: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? Polish: No, we have a carport, and not need one. Lawyer: I mean... What are your relations like? Polish: All my relations still in Poland Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? Polish: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up? Polish: no, I always uo before her. Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger? Polish: No, she white. Lawyer: Why do you want this div